no insurance

[springbulb81]

I was recently stopped on the road doing 80mph in a 30 zone. I have no insurance, tax or M.O.T. I passed my test 6 moths ago and bought a cheap car but could not afford to buy any of these things.

I dont believe you need insurance of M.O.T as long as you drive carefully. I am due in court next week can anyoe please tell me what punishment I can expect to get I;m a little worried I might lose my licence?

[redcrx]

i hope there is internet in prison because i really want to see the pic of the little squished car.

Dont forget to remove the spoiler first for a keepsake

[johnny37]

Oh come on you lot! You lot dont think this is genuine do you? Ive noticed these insurance/tax//mot/no licence/speeding spoofs have stopped appearing in motoring. Its now Law that is being targetted by these juvenile timewasters. I used to know a bloke who used to duck under the wire and lead in the Grand National winner. Now that was clever! Not like these cyberspoofs where no-one can id you.

[redcrx]

s'alright johnny, dont get worked up :)

[themas]

I do hope you are not allowed to drive again until you have learnt something about basic responsibility to other citizens. Your behaviour was not just foolhardy, it was potentially very dangerous. You could easily have ended up on a charge of causing death by dangerous driving, and a long prison sentence.

[springbulb81]

hey for the last time its not a wind up! I actually came on here to find out how much trouble I'm really in.

despite what some of you say I dont think I'll go to prison cause my girlfrriend is pregnant and they wouldn't do that to someone.

and as for driving fast, it was dark so I would of seen any cars coming from their head lights. I think the court or judge or who ever will be ok with that. I'll prove you all wrong!

[buildersmate]

I think you should pass by the 30 sign you entered during your kamakazi run and colour in the sign in black so the 3 looks like a 8. Then you'll be able to plead that you thought you were just about managing to maintain your spped at the limit.

[Marvelman]

Despite what you say this is a wind up, a compleat idiot would not do what you say you have done, without insurance and M.O. T. grow up, if it is a fact then i hope you get sent down for at least two years and banned for five years.

[Yorkie580]

Oh please let us know when and where you're going to court...

[Dassie]

You're girlfriend is pregnant is she? Did you take out insurance first?

From what you say it looks like the girlfriend was MOT'd first before the car. Get your priorities right !

[mamar]

its obviously a wind up, but whether it is or isnt i dont find it at all funny, think yourself lucky that im the only one on this site at the moment who has lost a child to idiots like you, get a grip of life love, either by getting driving lessons or changing your sense of humour

[hammerman]

Definate wind up....i really can't believe there are actually people out there that are so thick yet still know how to get your bird knocked up.

[mamar]

probably didnt knock his bird up as you put it probably, knocked her down

[springbulb81]

well i'm due in Guildford crown court on Tuesay so I'll let you all know how it goes ok. thanks for the advice!!

to be honest I dont really care if I get banned cause I'll still drive! They wont catch me if I keep to the speed limit

[wendilla]

Well I am speechless to answer this to an idiot.

[springbulb81]

ok Wendilla. would you like to come and defend me in court?

[wendilla]

you must be joking

[velvet lady]

bless u, this is another funny twa%%tty joke!!! r u the wizard in disguise?

u r really funny, but u`ll be ok if u tell them you dont need an mot or insurance and they will let u off, goodluck u lovely

[velvet lady]

spring bulb, u wont get caught, dont worry, just get a dictionary and learn to spell whilst u r in jail. c

[weeal]

springbulb81, you did not tell us which planet you were from !

[plowter]

I'll appear in court to defend you. You'll have to give me a lift.

Remember to bring your driving instructor and your mechanic mate as witnesses.

Will bring a webcam so the other AB'ers will get a chance to watch you destroy the prosecution.

They can take away our licence. But they'll never take our freeeeeeeedom!