Man went in for a pint and found there was just one chap standing at the bar, so feeling friendly he asked him if he would like another drink. The man completly ignored him so he asked him again and the same thing happened. Then he noticed the poor chap had an ear missing so he went round the other side and asked him again if he would like anoyher drink. The man lifted his glass and said "No thanks i've got one 'ere.....Boom--Boom.xx