Jordan in the Jungle

[smurfchops]

Further to my last thread, I have heard today that she has LEFT the jungle ! Thank goodness we don't have to look at her plastic face and body any more and listen to that grating foul mouth. Let's all pray she's not on all the talk shows on TV as soon as she gets back .. take the hint dear, we have had enough. If you want 'closure' and 'peace and quiet' take a holiday in Outer Mongolia.

[zzxxee]

leo sayer lives by you yogi..?..... you can bloody well keep him!!!!!!!!

[yogi-bear]

Hi zzxxee.....................no he does'nt, but he was Shoreham raised ( Hove end ), not too far away and still has family there but i'm sure he lives in Australia now, sweetheart
xx

[joggerjayne]

Oh, well ...

Katie divides opinion and gets everyone talking ... as always.

That's why she's a multi-millionairess, and we are ABers, chatting about her.

=0(

[Changing_man]

how can you say Pete is a bit thick JJ

Jordan..............................yesterday
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challenge calamity ( carlamity ) see it???


Jordan.........................i don't even know what calamity means

[zzxxee]

good let him stay down under he is evil xxx used to give me nightmares when he dressed as a clown when i was a kid
and what a dick he was on celeb big brother a few years ago ..................i so want to stamp on his perm


ha ha ha ha

[Panic Button]

JJ earlier in this thread you said that you thought men were voting for her, to stare at her huge orbs.

You are so wrong.

She is not the least bit attractive to most red blooded men.

At the book signings, her fans seem to be young girls from what I see.

I think most people voted for her, because she is so disliked.

[joggerjayne]

changing ...

On the programme on which Peter and Katie went off to Africa to renew their marriage vows (!) Peter's knowledge of ... well, frankly, anything! ... was laughable ...

... including basic grammar and diction!

Katie's accent is a bit "London" but, if you transcribed what she said, it would at least make sense.

[ummmm]

What's the latest on Foxy Noxy Jayne? I read something yesterday that they going for life if found guilty.

[joggerjayne]

Panic ...

You see !

You don't like her, and yet you pay enough attention to the coverage of her book signings to give a quick analysis of the demographic.

Love her or hate her ... you have to pay attention.

[LoftyLottie]

I think Panic Button is exactly right. Most of Jordans fans are young girls who aspire to be like her who read the chat magazines. I know of no real men that find her in the least bit attractive. Actually I always think she looks somewhat grubby, the type that covers up their BO with heavy perfume and their spots with ladles of heavy foundation.

[LoftyLottie]

Sorry BOO!!

[cazzz1975]

why are you belittling pete jayne?

[zzxxee]

if jj is a fan of jordan then that is fine im sure we all have people we like and admire doesnt mean to say the next person has to agree
hi jjx

[joggerjayne]

Ummmm ... The Prosecution finished their summation yesterday.

In the absence of any conclusive evidence, they had made a cartoon "recreation" of the supposed murder, involving a little Amanda Knox avatar ... yes, seriously !

It included a bit like in the credits for James Bond films, where the whole screen filled with red "blood" at the vital moment.

Yes, high farce and comedy ... like the whole Prosecution case.

The Prosecutor's summation skipped over the bits of evidence which, during the Trial, the Italian Police admitted having totally invented.

The summation, like the case itself, relied purely on media hype and innuendo about Amanda's character, and contained not one single scrap of actual evidence.

It would be hilarious if the lying, fraudulent Italian Police didn't have 2 young people's freedom in their corrupt, grubby little hands.

[ummmm]

What do you think the outcome will be?

[Dustybun]

would you excuse me for gatecrashing your thread but does anypone else think that ITV have been complicit in hoodwinking us all re Jordan in the Jungle? Has anyone else noticed how exceeding heavily her bush tucker trials have been edited? There seemed to be never more than a few seconds of continuous filming on any of them.

[cazzz1975]

you would only know the actual contents of the evidence or whether it was heavily influenced by the media if you were a member of the jury. time will tell...

[joggerjayne]

Amanda and Raffael will be acquitted.

Once they are free, there will be an investigation into the Police officers who have admitted fabricating evidence, and (if there is any justice) they will be tried for Perjury.

Or ... given the Italians' track record so far ... there will be a huge cover-up.

[joggerjayne]

Cazzz ...

True, up to a point.

But 99% of people have formed a vied of the case ... and I bet they don't have the first idea what the evidential issues are.

If the tabloids say "She's a witch" ... then she must be a witch.

ps. Most of the tabloids have not reported the evidence ... they have reported the Italian Police's bizarre hyperbole !!!!

Case in point ... Prosecutor Demands Life Sentence !

Erm ... any idea what the Prosecutor's summation actually said ?

Probably not.