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When they went into the house to arrest the man they thought was the murderer and he was watching that old film there was Kent and Stockman but who was the other guy ?
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Hello biddies, sorry to be late, oh woofy, you poor thing and Rab too, if it's not thing its another!
Finally got my hands on hija she is very sorry (but she was last time too!) she's back in her flat taking half the larder and laundry stuff with her!
Feel nervous today, no idea why, just one of those things we suffer from!
Very quiet here today in here today init?
Hi lottie, glad you are up and about, what a shame. Wasn't Russia lovely, I would love to go back.
Getting hot here now although the intense heat of Sat has cooled.
My life is boring now, not going anywhere or doing anything. Even my downloading of tv progs has gone bottom up so having an awful time keeping up! Think I'll retire to a little retirement home and eat and get fat and zonk out!
Finally got my hands on hija she is very sorry (but she was last time too!) she's back in her flat taking half the larder and laundry stuff with her!
Feel nervous today, no idea why, just one of those things we suffer from!
Very quiet here today in here today init?
Hi lottie, glad you are up and about, what a shame. Wasn't Russia lovely, I would love to go back.
Getting hot here now although the intense heat of Sat has cooled.
My life is boring now, not going anywhere or doing anything. Even my downloading of tv progs has gone bottom up so having an awful time keeping up! Think I'll retire to a little retirement home and eat and get fat and zonk out!
Two days without partying and she is bored................................
; o )
The last time I partied was..........................................
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probably about 1975!!!
Am looking forward to the party after the wedding though!! Loud rock band playing at the end of the evening after a staid folk/middle of the road group at the beginning. Looking forward to my cousins coming down for the week - I love my cousins and their other halves - we always have such good fun.
Have to go shopping shortly. At least Mr LL comes with me now and packs and unpacks etc. He does his own thing around Morrisons whilst I shop - comparing prices, etc!!!
; o )
The last time I partied was..........................................
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probably about 1975!!!
Am looking forward to the party after the wedding though!! Loud rock band playing at the end of the evening after a staid folk/middle of the road group at the beginning. Looking forward to my cousins coming down for the week - I love my cousins and their other halves - we always have such good fun.
Have to go shopping shortly. At least Mr LL comes with me now and packs and unpacks etc. He does his own thing around Morrisons whilst I shop - comparing prices, etc!!!
great sheets of water advancing on the south east from down Cornwall way, due to arrive at Kew at concert time. Wonderful, wonderful. Couldn't they move the gig inside the pagoda or something?
I do declare my jaw feels a little better today. Maybe I have a future after all?
Meanwhile, here's Rita Hayworth dancing to the Bee Gees - a lovely bit of editing
I do declare my jaw feels a little better today. Maybe I have a future after all?
Meanwhile, here's Rita Hayworth dancing to the Bee Gees - a lovely bit of editing
Lottie, beware of taking husbands shopping...
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse..
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
Dear Mrs. Harris ,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OHNO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16.. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse..
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
Dear Mrs. Harris ,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OHNO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16.. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.
Jno ..that clip is wonderful .I've just sent it to my old quiz team mate who adores Rita Hayworth :) I love all those old films with dancing .Fred and Ginger etc.
Hope you ( and woofers )are all ok today .Bit dreary here earlier but it's brightened up now .
♫....You get a shiver in the dark
It's raining in the park but meantime ................. ♫
Enjoy the concert Jno .....
Hope you ( and woofers )are all ok today .Bit dreary here earlier but it's brightened up now .
♫....You get a shiver in the dark
It's raining in the park but meantime ................. ♫
Enjoy the concert Jno .....
Don't be despondent Robinia
The truth is that we all love you
All through our wild days
Our mad existence
We stick together
'Cos we are sisters .
I'm not the only one who can mangle poems yer know :)
More lyrics: http://
All about Andrew Lloyd+Webber: http://
The truth is that we all love you
All through our wild days
Our mad existence
We stick together
'Cos we are sisters .
I'm not the only one who can mangle poems yer know :)
More lyrics: http://
All about Andrew Lloyd+Webber: http://
jno thaqt is terrific!
Shaney that is more than terrific, and I agree with the sentiments entirely, although I shall now dance to it on youtube!!
Dear Robi, wish I could give you some happiness (or 'a penis as some french woman misquoted once - just can,t think of her name, now a retired president's wife!) Nothing worse than feeling despondant, although I still have a nervous feeling in my stomach but as I haven't actually eaten lunch that may well be the cause!
"We are family, I got all my sisters with me!"
Shaney that is more than terrific, and I agree with the sentiments entirely, although I shall now dance to it on youtube!!
Dear Robi, wish I could give you some happiness (or 'a penis as some french woman misquoted once - just can,t think of her name, now a retired president's wife!) Nothing worse than feeling despondant, although I still have a nervous feeling in my stomach but as I haven't actually eaten lunch that may well be the cause!
"We are family, I got all my sisters with me!"
Hello all, just surfaced
For Robi to make her smile
All fine but sleepy here. We well have a quiet day tomorrow and then back to normal on thursday god willing.
You remember that i told you about my junk going to a boot sale? The bloke emailed me today, it made 80 quid!!!!!!!!!
My godson got his uni results today, a 2.1, much celebration.
For Robi to make her smile
All fine but sleepy here. We well have a quiet day tomorrow and then back to normal on thursday god willing.
You remember that i told you about my junk going to a boot sale? The bloke emailed me today, it made 80 quid!!!!!!!!!
My godson got his uni results today, a 2.1, much celebration.
Congratulations all round Woofy and a funny vid...
Don't be bored Neti. Just call it 'relaxing' until the next good night out comes along!
I've been out to Loughborogh on the bus with my friend. We waited 3 quaters of an hour for the bus and found out that it was delayed because Loughborough had the Olympic flame running through at the time we wanted to get there. And it was packed, Never mind we had a lovely lunch in Wetherspoons with a glass of Wine and we were fine. But we're not going again.
Going to watch the last set of the ladies singles match now on the telly.
Have a good night all. Laters 'gaters!
Don't be bored Neti. Just call it 'relaxing' until the next good night out comes along!
I've been out to Loughborogh on the bus with my friend. We waited 3 quaters of an hour for the bus and found out that it was delayed because Loughborough had the Olympic flame running through at the time we wanted to get there. And it was packed, Never mind we had a lovely lunch in Wetherspoons with a glass of Wine and we were fine. But we're not going again.
Going to watch the last set of the ladies singles match now on the telly.
Have a good night all. Laters 'gaters!
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