They Just Can't Help It Can They?
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An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 most wanted list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.
A little Boy says “He is the most wanted in the USA?" The officer says "Yes."
Then the little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no!" said the man.
"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
A policeman got out of his car after stopping a driver, and the young man, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the policeman said.
The young man replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the young man on his way without a ticket.
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's vet.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.
An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.
"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the man gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.
He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The officer approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I'll let you go."
The man thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
A little Boy says “He is the most wanted in the USA?" The officer says "Yes."
Then the little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no!" said the man.
"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
A policeman got out of his car after stopping a driver, and the young man, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the policeman said.
The young man replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the young man on his way without a ticket.
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's vet.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.
An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.
"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the man gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.
He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The officer approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I'll let you go."
The man thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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