Turkish Bath.

[Patsy33]

I was talking to my neighbour today, he said, "I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...Honestly, the wife's never looked so good!"

[Chipchopper]

Did he have the shish kebabs?