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[Gromit]

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[anneasquith]

“” let’s bolt and have a game of cricket “. Do you want to go to Greece at the weekend? Daddy is there just now .

[Gromit]

Boris: And you want a short Sir (GOVE YOU’RE WANTED OVER HERE!).

[Ken4155]

"Sajid will be along in a mo. Oh, sorry, I thought you said 'pickled head'.

[Gromit]

Boris: A Pint of Ouzo - that’s mum sorted out, what do you want dad ?

[Ken4155]

"Hope you're totting this up, Tim. Rishi's stuck in traffic."

[Ken4155]

"Half a pint of bleach, is it, Don? Coming right up, me old Chi-na."

[Ken4155]

"I am wearing a mask. I'm actually Jeremy Corbyn."

[Gromit]

Boris: Oh hi Jeremy - Bitter?

[Ken4155]

"Starmer can have this first pint. It's been sat in the lines for 3 month."

[DTCwordfan]

"Hang on Tim, yes give it to Starmer but let me spit some of my Covid in it - and we'll see if I am immune."

[Ken4155]

"A tip, Boris? Oh, ok. Don't go hugging pops when he gets back from Greece."

[Gromit]

Boris: You’re a bit early mate. The topless barmaid is on at Nine. Ms Widdecombe is just outside having a fag.

[Ken4155]

I must be drunk. Our new barmaid is a ringer for the PM. Hic!

[tiggerblue10]

Coming soon to Cartoon Network 'Boris & Tim's Lock In'.

[Gromit]

18:26
Good one Ken.

[Ken4155]

"Yes, i'm showing Tim how to pour a pint and, tomorrow, he's going to come and show me how to run the country."

[Ken4155]

Then Dominic is going to show us where we're both going wrong.

[Gromit]

Boris: And so that is the end of Happy Hour! - Now todays Covid death figures...

[DTCwordfan]

Covid figures, they're as flat as this beer.

[Gromit]

Boris: Thanks for this terrific photo-opportunity Sir Tim. Just wish we hadn’t staged in in the ‘Cock in Hand’ :-(