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[Gromit]

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[Ken4155]

Boris almost gone for a Burton.

[Mamyalynne]

Boris confesses he has no idea how far a metre is.

[tiggerblue10]

I think you've overdone it with the blusher.

[retrocop]

Your'e pulling my plonker, Boris, as well.

[gulliver1]

Boris trying to organise a P*** up in a Brewery. Again.

[vulcan42]

I'd have thought he'd gone for a Burton.

[Gromit]

Boris: Are you a small family group, or the Parliamentary Liberal Party ?

[Gromit]

Boris: No age ID Master Gove ? - Just a bottle of Tizer for you I’m afraid.

[Gromit]

Boris: Old Peculier indeed - You’re barred!

[Tilly2]

Pillock!

[Gromit]

Sir Tim: I was desperate - We’d sent all the east European bar staff home.

[Tilly2]

Not you...him. :-)

[Gromit]

Tilly,

A pint or half of Pillock ?

[Patsy33]

Boris on the pull again..

[DTCwordfan]

"Tim - can you put that erect thing back in your pants, Priti will be ever so embarrassed if she sees that."

[Canary42]

The man who stated he doesn't believe in gesture politics proving yet again what an inveterate liar he is.

[Gromit]

Boris: Less of the long face Jeremy - this is Happy Hour!

[Tilly2]

Half a pint of pillock is more than enough, Gromit.

[Gromit]

Boris: Two pints of Wife Beater and a pickled egg - is that everything Mr Rees Mogg ?

[Gromit]

Half a pint of Pillock coming up! - Would you like a head on it Tilly ?