Caption Please

[Gromit]

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[Ken4155]

"Out you go, Scargill. Told you before, we don't serve miners."

[Gromit]

Boris (pointing at sign): Free Beer Tomorrow - one of Dominic’s better soundbites.

[webbo3]

is this news?

[Gromit]

Webbo
- The pubs reopen tomorrow. It is all over the News and everywhere.
You miserable Git.

[LadyCG]

Boris serves Remoaner a pint of Bitter ... and Twisted

[Chipchopper]

Pull the other one!!

[Gromit]

Boris: One large Jägerbomb coming up! - Promise you’ll sip it Priti...?

[david small]

Boris opens trap door on Mrs Slocombe.

[Mozz71]

"Bet Lynch looks bloody awful in real life" thought Boris.

[Gromit]

David Small
I was trying to think who Tim’s hair reminded me off. You nailed it - Mrs Slocombe.

[gulliver1]

Your having a ball with this one aren't you Gromit.

[gulliver1]

Plonker pulling Plonk.

[Gromit]

Gulliver,
I think I have been kind to Boris. He hasn’t been the butt of many of my captions.

[rowanwitch]

Boris manages to avoid a broadside

[gulliver1]

19.56 , How can anyone be kind to Boris?.

[ToraToraTora]

Tim: "Yeah times are hard we have to use what staff we can get."

[ynnafymmi]

Wee Burney comes in-"I,ll have a scotch on the rocks"-"Sorry,Nicola,you already have Scotland on the rocks.You,re barred".

[tamborine]

You coughed, now we’re in quarantine!

[douglas9401]

Locals criticise amateur pint-puller for his dodgy head.

[aelmpvw]

bojo takes the order of the garter