This familys so fat, they show up on radar.
This familys so fat, they leave footprints in solid concrete!
The dads so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
This familys so fat, they have their own area code.
They're so fat NASA orbits satellites around them.
The girl is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
The mother has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
The girls so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
The father's so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power london for a month!
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
The dad's so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
They're so fat they were baptized at Sea World.
They're so fat, they had they're baby pictures taken by satellite.
The dads so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
The mum's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
The mum's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
The mums so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
The mums so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.