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marval | 15:38 Sat 14th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."
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Avatar Image Psybbo
All we need now is DTC, I hope he's not feeling below par at Berwick
20:28 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
Where's my buggy?

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuits join our club!
20:29 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
Bet he's at the 19th, Psybbo.
20:29 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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He shouldn't drink and DRIVE!
20:32 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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LOL, you tell him then, cupid.
20:34 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
Stop putting in Tone!
20:36 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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butting^^
20:36 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image Psybbo
So MASTERful cupid
20:38 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image EDDIE51
She needs to abide by the Rules of the course !
http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html
20:39 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
Glad you flagged that up, sibs.
20:39 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
The women should always call the shots, lol!
20:39 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Oi, shaddap. ^^^^^6
20:43 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
To the fore!
20:45 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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These answers are on par of course.
20:53 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
Fancy one at the 19th.
20:55 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Sounds good to me tony, we could have a ball.
20:57 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
golf balls are only small, lol!
20:59 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
Out of bounds?
21:00 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image frugalfred
but just feel the dimples, cupid!
21:00 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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I shall wave the flag for AB
21:00 Sat 14th Sep 2013

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