I Have Bought

[marval]

There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."

[tonyav]

That sounds rough, Daisy.

[marval]

Anyone for a chip?

[tonyav]

Don't mind if I do, marval, can I have a slice with mine.

[marval]

You can indeed tony, it will ace

[frugalfred]

I'll have a wedge, marval

[marval]

Coming up frugalfred, fore I do anything else.

[Psybbo]

Gawd, will this finish on Sunday, Furyk went round in 59 yesterday

[frugalfred]

You're very clubbable, marval

[cupid04]

Mines a club soda.

[frugalfred]

I did 69 yesterday, Psybbo.

[tonyav]

I'm starving, anybody fancy a sandwedge.

[marval]

Well I am a professional

[DaisyNonna]

Bag of chips all round?

[marval]

I had some earlier Daisy, but thank you

[jim360]

This thread jsut went three over par for the day...