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marval | 15:38 Sat 14th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."
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Avatar Image tonyav
Well cut me in.
20:03 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
Tee for two? Do explain a mashie to me.
20:05 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
Chipped in with that one, Daisy.
20:07 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image Captain2
Putt a sock in it!
20:07 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
But don't slice it.
20:07 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image askyourgran
Well she didn't end up in the rough.
20:09 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
I'd hazard a guess that was a piece of fluff Tony.
20:10 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
It wood be nice to have a pool!
20:10 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
You had me wedged with that one, Daisy.
20:13 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image Psybbo
She was a real tiger
20:13 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
Yes Psybbo, what a Player.
20:15 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
Tiger should learn to drive carefully!
20:15 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
Groan lol.
20:19 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image Psybbo
The eagle has landed
20:20 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image cupid04
Watch the birdie
20:21 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image frugalfred
Get a grip!
20:24 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
I should have expected that from the little minx, it was par for the course.
20:24 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
Yes. There was an approach shot, leading a fair way to the wood where she had a spoon with a bit of rough. Stroke play led to the sweet spot.
They pitched into the nineteenth hole but she shafted the idea of a threesome.
20:24 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image frugalfred
Where's my tee, caddy?
20:25 Sat 14th Sep 2013
Avatar Image tonyav
LOL, naughty gal, Daisy.
20:27 Sat 14th Sep 2013

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