I Have Bought

[marval]

There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."

[tonyav]

Well cut me in.

[DaisyNonna]

Tee for two? Do explain a mashie to me.

[tonyav]

Chipped in with that one, Daisy.

[Captain2]

Putt a sock in it!

[tonyav]

But don't slice it.

[askyourgran]

Well she didn't end up in the rough.

[DaisyNonna]

I'd hazard a guess that was a piece of fluff Tony.

[cupid04]

It wood be nice to have a pool!

[tonyav]

You had me wedged with that one, Daisy.

[Psybbo]

She was a real tiger

[tonyav]

Yes Psybbo, what a Player.

[cupid04]

Tiger should learn to drive carefully!

[tonyav]

Groan lol.

[Psybbo]

The eagle has landed

[cupid04]

Watch the birdie

[frugalfred]

Get a grip!

[tonyav]

I should have expected that from the little minx, it was par for the course.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes. There was an approach shot, leading a fair way to the wood where she had a spoon with a bit of rough. Stroke play led to the sweet spot.
They pitched into the nineteenth hole but she shafted the idea of a threesome.

[frugalfred]

Where's my tee, caddy?

[tonyav]

LOL, naughty gal, Daisy.