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marval | 15:38 Sat 14th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."
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She must have been a nice birdie!
16:43 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Not my cup of tee
16:48 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Rather brassie, perhaps.
16:52 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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I've gone green with envy!
16:53 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Bunkers, fred
16:54 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Who shall I putt as best answer?
16:54 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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guess she'll just have to rough it!
16:54 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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I see we've succeeded in sheikhing up the punsters!
16:56 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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She has a fairway to go.
16:56 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Two with swimming pools?
I'll bet there was a hole in one!
16:58 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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The Iron(y) of it all
17:00 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Yes, wood you believe it.
17:00 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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No Baldric, it was the third that didn't have a hole in it
17:01 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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..and she said "Dubai me another club!"
17:03 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Oil have to think about that
17:04 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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...and he took out a big wadi of notes...
17:04 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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...and that caused a gulf between them...
17:06 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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tee hee
17:08 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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You lot are driving me crazy
20:00 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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Any links?
20:02 Sat 14th Sep 2013

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