Good ones Star Confucius say man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Confucius say girl who sit on lap of judge get honourable discharge. Confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius he say - Man who goes sideways though the airport turnstile is going to Bangkok.
Confucius he also say - Man who argues with wife, gets no peice at night.