Virgin Bride

[Butterbun]

young Chinese couple get married. she's a virgin. He's a virgin too but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darling" he whispers"I know this your first time, and you are frightened. I promise you I will give you anything you want. Just ask" He tried to sound worldly wise and experienced to impress her.

Silence followed, and he waits patiently for her request. Eventually she whispered, "I want to try something I have heard about from the girls at work ... numma 69." More silence followed this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone her asks her

"You want Garlic chicken with cauliflower"?

[maggiebee]

I posted that on 20th November - still funny though.

[marval]

HaHa

[Butterbun]

Didn't see your post maggiebee. I had just got this and thought I would share. Will have to check in future so I do not repeat the same as someone else. Yes, I thought it was funny.