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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.
Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.
Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.
Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.
Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!
Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.
Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.
Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.
Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.
Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.
Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.
Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.
Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.
Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.
Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!
Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.
Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.
Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.
Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.
Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.
Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.
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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.
Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.
Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.
Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.
Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.
Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.
Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.
Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make d!ck look smaller.
Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.
Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make d!ck look smaller.
Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.
Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
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