Man And Wife

[marval]

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him.

"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


The angry wife met her husband at the door.

There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."


For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

[decmangan]

A time traveller walked into a bar,

[marval]

So it seems cupid

[murraymints]

cupid..it's where we condemn the naughty peeps...to sit on a cold concrete step to consider the errors of their ways....

[tonyav]

And what happened, decmangan ?.


bliddy hell this step is cold.

[cupid04]

does it work?

[marval]

This step really is cold too.

[tonyav]

cupid04
does it work?


No.

[cupid04]

Do goats get piles??

[Psybbo]

Knocked him back a bit?

[tonyav]

cupes, goats always get the very best veterinary treatment available.

[marval]

If you want to know about goats have a look at this.

http://www.goatwisdom.com/index.html#topics

[pixie373]

Marval and tony- fancy a beer or wine to warm your cockles up?

[Psybbo]

Ah, Pixie's here, we just need Gness to wake up, bring Bernie, then all the naughties are here

[marval]

Thank you pixie, a nice glass of white wine would go down a treat.

[marval]

I am just off to sort dinner, will be back soon.

[pixie373]

Help yourself, marval x shame tony was too slow- unlike him:-)

[pixie373]

Hi sibs x you ok? X

[tonyav]

Wouldn't mind a beer, thanks pixie.

[Psybbo]

Thanks Pixie, yes ok and you?

[murraymints]

now where did I put those rubber gloves ?