Very Silly Joke

[mallyh]

told to me by grandaughter .
if there are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens how many didn't ?

[Jackdaw33]

You will have to explain. I'm clearly far more senile than I thought.

[mallyh]

30 cows and twenty ate chickens how many didn't,lol

[jno]

it's easier when you hear it rather than read it.

[Old_Geezer]

Well best when someone else says it.

[melv16]

Was the gold Yorkshire cow eighteen carat?

[Jackdaw33]

Oh, for crying out loud!!!

[mallyh]

lol. fun though eh ?

[mallyh]

melv ??

[baza]

The silly ones are the best.

[melv16]

Say it out loud, mallyh.

[Jackdaw33]

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of its legs is both the same.

Beat that for silliness if you can. Told to me by a pupil circa 1979.

[mallyh]

lol, you are as daft as me ,im giggling like a school kid now l

[mallyh]

Jackdaw lost me there .

[stuey]

If a farmer had twenty six sheep and 2 died, how many did he have left?

[Jackdaw33]

"Loaf of bread, please."

"White or brown?"

"Doesn't matter, I've got my bike outside."

[melv16]

Say this quickly: One smart fellow he felt smart, two smart fellows they felt smart.

[Jackdaw33]

18, Stuey, keep up with the times.

[mallyh]

stuey 18 ?

[Jackdaw33]

There was a young fellow called Lee,
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt,
He said, "No, not at all,
It can do it again if it likes."

[stuey]

OK, it's an oldie just like me, I mutter sheepishly. Yes, 18.