Very Silly Joke

[mallyh]

told to me by grandaughter .
if there are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens how many didn't ?

[mallyh]

Jackdaw you.ve lost me with the duck and bike joke

[Baldric]

Just seen it, pity the answer was just under the OP,
never mind!

[Jackdaw33]

The point is there is no joke, it's just gibberish.

[mallyh]

did you like it Baldric ,i bet there will be a few kiddies guessing this later lol

[Georgiesmum]

Ten!
Its easy
.

[Baldric]

just seen this

[Baldric]

Don't know what occurred there ^^^^^ was not for this thread?????/

[AlwaysConfused]

still don't get it. Help!

[mallyh]

30 cows and twenty ate chickens so ten didn't eat chickens

[Georgiesmum]

LOL

Im laughing at people who dont get it. I saw the answer straight away.

[AlwaysConfused]

ahh, get it know. In my head, 8 and ate sound completely different! Will try this on MrAC when he wakes from his kip. If I didn't get it, he certainly won't!

[mallyh]

lol let us know how he does xx

[zebo]

If you're not broad Lancastrian this won't make sense.
Four policemen were having their dinner, a pie each, when they had to vacate the room. On their return, their plates were empty and another policeman was immediately arrested for the theft. What was his number? Answer1804. Thanks to my late Aunt for that.

[andy-hughes]

OK - please put a senior AB'er out of his misery!!!

[Jackdaw33]

I ate all four?

[andy-hughes]

I think it's One Ate All Four jackdaw.

I am still not sure about the original.

I can see that 28 is 'two ate' - but that surely leaves twenty-eight cows - but I am sure that is not right.

Any help out there?

[Baldric]

Twenty ATE

[mallyh]

Baldric?

[andy-hughes]

Thanks balders - I can also see that mallyh posted the answer a few posts ago, and I didn't spot that either!!!

Must be time for tea!

[DTCwordfan]

Question: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?