An Englishman A Welshman & A Scotsman...

[Chipchopper]

were walking across a field and met a cow...

Englishman - That's a good old English breed.

Welshman - Noooo, surly its a welsh cow isn't it ?

Scotsman - Absolute rubbish, its obviously a fine old Scottish cow, canyea no see its even got a wee set of bagpipes underneath!

[jno]

see if you can play Annie Laurie on them...

[Chipchopper]

Sorry jno, It was on its way to Morrison's to protest at milk prices ;-)