Winner

[marval]

The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair.

He shouted, "Oh, my gourd."

[elliemay1]

It'll fennel ly stop

[elliemay1]

..just give it thyme!

[marval]

I will ask Basil if he wants to join in.

[maggiebee]

He'll only come if Rosemary is there!

[elliemay1]

I was going to squash it but it's not taking up mushroom, is it?

[marval]

I could sell this joke and make a mint.

[Patsy33]

Hope this thread keeps going cos Im enjoying this

[maggiebee]

Aye, it's just the chives talkin'

[marval]

A sage answer Patsy.

[elliemay1]

What a caper!

[magicmick]

IWhen he got his blue ribbon i thought he may have said "thankshallot"

[maggiebee]

But he decided to ginger things up a bit!

[tonyav]

Beets me how you lot keep thinking up these puns.

[Patsy33]

It was peppered with love...

[marval]

My bed is cumin to get me, as I feel a little chilli.

[elliemay1]

I'll be cress-fallen if that's it over

[marval]

We mustard keep this going then.

[maggiebee]

Oh no, it can't be the endive it all.

[magicmick]

Allotment to say well done but he left early.

[elliemay1]

Is this asparagus can go?