Donate SIGN UP

Winner

Avatar Image
marval | 21:57 Thu 03rd Mar 2016 | Jokes
57 Answers
The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair.

He shouted, "Oh, my gourd."
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 20 of 57rss feed

1 2 3 Next Last

Avatar Image
Marval, don't know if it's been said before but you,re a little gem!
11:08 Fri 04th Mar 2016
That was a turnip for the books
Question Author
The farmer was a Swede
I was rooting for him.
Aye, you cannae beet that.
No-one could beet him!
Question Author
I hope this joke hasn't bean posted before.
^ Didn't see you there maggie!
If it has you'll have to do a runner marval!
If so, then it's a has-bean
Yam always copying, ellie.
Question Author
I must not leek this joke anywhere else.
You'd really be in the soup then
Lettuce not go overbroad with the puns.
Aye, these stories will be sprout(ing) arms and legs next.
Question Author
I crossed my dog with a rose, it was a collieflower.
Or a "brawcollie" marval?
Question Author
Yes, could be maggie
Let's hope this doesn't go on until to marrow
...or we'll all be pea-ved with it
Question Author
I carrot believe this will go on much longer.

1 to 20 of 57rss feed

1 2 3 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

Winner

Answer Question >>