Coffee

[marval]

My partner is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies.

You could say he is making a moccary of his diet.

[Chipchopper]

I guess he'll come to his senses sooner or latte

[Jackdaw33]

As Shakespeare said, Mocha do about nothing.

[Jackdaw33]

He could probably sue them, as long as he has a good barista.

[Patsy33]

Was that him I seen with his cap and chinos?......

[Jackdaw33]

...or was it the one with the Daily Expresso under his arm?

[Chipchopper]

The best place for bad jokes is Tarbucks.

[Jackdaw33]

But it'll Costya.

[Chipchopper]

Grounds for divorce ?

[tonyav]

Bean there done that.

[DaisyNonna]

Send him to Camp

[Patsy33]

That's a bit strong!

[marval]

Is somebody milking this joke for all it is worth.

[Svejk]

They're after the T-shirt, marval.

[marval]

It is in a bag Svejk

[tonyav]

Nooo maval, I thought it was all a bit frothy.

[DaisyNonna]

Stop teasing

[marval]

Has this joke been going for Oolong

[magicmick]

Your partner sounds an ordinary joe to me.