A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[Patsy33]

Keep your *** up......

[marval]

Sounds good to me Gromit, I was going to have shell fish but I couldn't find an oystercatcher

[Patsy33]

***?

[Tilly2]

This thread is flying!

[Patsy33]

Soaring!

[frugalfred]

like the goose and 'er mate Mavis.

[Patsy33]

Somebody is eagle eyed!

[marval]

Off to visit my friend in Leighton Buzzard

[frugalfred]

or aukward...

[Gromit]

You could make a mushroom curry, and have that with a bottle of Kingfisher.

[frugalfred]

marval, enjoy yourself, me old cock sparrow!

[Tilly2]

I think we're Robin Peter to pay Paul, now.

[Patsy33]

Marval, maybe add a couple of Quail eggs?..

[Gromit]

I once did a little stint in Leighton Buzzard.
I saw a Thin Lizzy tribute band there, the singer sounded just like Phil Linnet.

[frugalfred]

..and the farmer said to me as we were threshing, "Mind that chaff - inch past it!"

[Tilly2]

☺ You're too good for me Fred. I'm leaving the nest.

[frugalfred]

Tilly, if you leave I'll have you up before the beak!

[Gromit]

Just tried out a new gizmo for removing dead insects from my windscreen with an high pressure hose. It was a FlyKärcher.

[melv16]

Get ready for the birds of prey quiz....fingers on buzzards...

[melv16]

Oh my godwit, gromit. They're getting worse