Married

[marval]

My husband and I were married in a toilet.


It was a marriage of convenience

[frugalfred]

Thank you for lifting the lid on that mystery!

[DTCwordfan]

that's bog awful.....

[DTCwordfan]

Marval - did you marry a Free-Willy then...?

[marval]

We were flushed with success afterwards.

[frugalfred]

You must have been round the bend!

[Patsy33]

Was he called John?

[frugalfred]

And Rex was there too?

[DTCwordfan]

or John Thomas, Patsy?

[Toorak]

What about the cistern law?

[DTCwordfan]

Perhaps even Richard as in Little Richard.....

[Chipchopper]

This could start a chain reaction.

[frugalfred]

Was the ball cock OK? (Gets his coat....)

[Patsy33]

Thanks for letting us be privy to your special day...

[marval]

You lot are a right shower.

[Chipchopper]

Did you have chamber music ?

[Patsy33]

Ladies or Gentlemen's?

[marval]

It was a unisex one in Bath.

[frugalfred]

These comments are going down the pan.

[Patsy33]

Was Lou Brush there, the toilet cleaner?

[DTCwordfan]

Bath, isn't she of Sheba fame.....tut.