Two Guys In A Bar...

[cupid04]

Two guys in a bar.
'I'd rather live with a vampire than my wife,' one says.
'Why?' asks his mate, confused.
'Well,' the first sighs. 'Vampires only nip you on your neck, and my
wife often bites off my entire head!'

[Chipchopper]

I hate vampires.....they suck!

[Arksided]

...and they're bloody bats!