Bad Day At The Pub

Chipchopper | 21:43 Fri 28th Apr 2017 | Jokes

3 Answers

A guy was sat at the bar staring glumly into his beer
A dude with an attitude intent on making trouble, steps up to the guy, grabs his beer and downs it in one and says "well wacha gonna do about it". Nothing, came the reply.
"well you aint much of a man then are you ?". Guess not says the guy, as he bursts into tears.
"Come on man, I'm sorry, I just can't bear to see a grown man cry!"

This has been the worst day of my life, sobs the guy, I was late for a meeting and my boss sacked me, my car had been stolen when I went to car park, I left my wallet in the taxi on the way home, when I went indoors, I found my wife in bed with another man, after all that I just wanted to end it all, so I came in here to watch the capsule disolve in my beer.
Any way thats enough about me, hows your day been ?....