Watch What You Say Guys.

[marval]

"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man lying on the pavement outside of the beauty parlour.

The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin.

"Last thing I remember was my wife coming out of the beauty salon. I took a look at her and said.

'Well, Honey, at least you tried,' and then it was lights out."

[Chipchopper]

Oh well back to the beer gogles ;-)

[Tilly2]

Aw, Chip.