Trousers!

[Voltage]

Why should you always get your wife to buy trousers for you?

Because chinos what’s best.

[Patsy33]

Jean's the same, my sister in law...

[Chipchopper]

Always wise to pack a spare pair, if going to play golf.

Just in case you get a hole in one.

[vulcan42]

That's a lot of flannel.

[Voltage]

When I play golf I take lots of trousers ..plus fours at least !

[maggiebee]

Well that's a turn up for the books.

[Voltage]

I just brought a pair of spider silk trousers. They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck.

[jno]

don't get me laughing, my breath comes in short pants

[Voltage]

I was on a online mystery sale site it said trousers "50% off" so I ordered a pair when I got em delivered it was a pair of shorts!

[DTCwordfan]

sure they weren't skorts, voltage .... https://www.thehackersparadise.com/forum/showthread.php/25004-Wear-to-Win-Are-you-too-sexy-for-your-golf-skort

[Voltage]

Lol nooooo

[Shaglene]

Have you seen the impression of an elephant?.............

[sapelesam]

The white eared elephant with the tiny trunk.

[Shaglene]

That's the one Sappy....