The Man

Patsy33 | 12:01 Thu 01st Mar 2018 | Jokes

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The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies.

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What did one zip fastener say to the other zip fastener? Pull yourself together.

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I hope he doesn't get caught up with it all!

Something to get his teeth into.

Quite a story, press stud close by in case he was sitting.

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