The Salvation Army band was marching down the road. When they came to the 'T' junction at the bottom of the hill the band turned to the left. The man with the big drum went to other way, turning right.
A small boy ran up to the man with big drum and said, "Mister, the band has gone the other way."
The man with big drum said, "It's alright, I know the tune."
Young lady watched the Salvation Army band every Saturday in town. One Saturday the leader asked her "Which hymn would you like?" "Him with the big drum" she replied.
Young lady watched the Salvation Army band every Saturday in town. One Saturday the leader asked her "Which hymn would you like?" "Him with the big drum" she replied.