Nice Dog...........

[Shaglene]

The lady said to the boy, "That's a nice dog you have. What do you call it?"
The boy, "Anything I like. Its deaf."

[Chipchopper]

A silent dog whistle could be handy

[Jackdaw33]

Vicar says to a little girl:

What a lovely little doggie, what do you call him?

Porky. That's a strange name for a doggie, why do you call him Porky?

Because he ***** pigs.

[Voltage]

i said to the wife "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf."

"rubbish she said watch this...Rover sit!" Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

[marval]

What does a scientist's dog do with his bones?

Barium.

[weecalf]

Call my dog Stay so I can confuse him by saying Come here Stay .

[Tilly2]

There's a lot of derogatory dog stuff going on here. Poor things!

[Capeman]

We call our dog Orpheus because he doesn't offenbach

[Garaman]

^^ that's very good.

[Patsy33]

We had two deaf dogs. Mutton and Jeff...

[marval]

My dog keeps chasing his own tail.
He is trying to make both ends meet.

[zabado]

My dogs got no legs, "what do you call him"? call him whatever you want but he wont come to you.