I'm Looking

[Patsy33]

I’m looking for some good fish jokes.
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If you know any, let minnow..

[Ryzen]

Remember the days of the Motor Pike and Side Carp?

[Shaglene]

You are skating on thin ice.......

[Shaglene]

Do dogfish bark?
Do catfish meow?

[Ryzen]

Sold mine for 50 sick squid!

[Garaman]

Are fish fat?
Ide say they're chubby.

Poor Patsy has to trawl through this lot.

[Patsy33]

Make no bones about it, these jokes are good!...

[vulcan42]

Don't tell him your name .......

[maggiebee]

Ha ha vulcan, love it.

[marval]

What did the magician say to the fisherman?
Pick a cod, any cod.

[Patsy33]

I like that Marval! Lol..

[marval]

What do you call a fish with a tie?
soFISHticated

[Patsy33]

Have you been drinking Marval? Haha....

[marval]

Only a cup of tea Patsy.

Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.

[Patsy33]

I heard a fish singing once. 'The Gills Are Alive'...

[marval]

Good one Patsy.

Why don’t fish like basketball?
Because they are afraid of the net

[Patsy33]

What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster..

[marval]

What did the fish say when he posted bail?
“I’m off the hook.”

[Patsy33]

Hopefully, eel be on the straight and narrow now Marval...

[marval]

He could end up with some friends doing the conger.

[Voltage]

Lol keep em reeling in girls pmsl here x