I'm Looking

[Patsy33]

I’m looking for some good fish jokes.
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If you know any, let minnow..

[weecalf]

That me I’m trout off here

[marval]

We aim to please Volty.

Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

[Patsy33]

Hello Volty! Got any fishy jokes?..

[marval]

What fish is a serial killer?
Jack the Kipper

[Voltage]

No patsy but you can hold my rod if you like lol ;-)

[Patsy33]

I could be holding it a long time Volty. Everything's iced up.. .

[Voltage]

Lol
A man walks into a cafe with a goldfish under his arm
He asks the owner “do you sell fish cakes?”
The owner says no
The man says “That’s a shame. It’s his birthday today.”

[marval]

Ooh, you two need to get a room.

What’s the King of Russia’s favourite fish?
Tsardines

[Patsy33]

Lol!
I knew a fish who could play guitar.
Bass...

[Patsy33]

Some fish are clever.
I knew one who won a scallopship..

[marval]

I like that one Patsy.

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers

[Voltage]

Some brill jokes

[Patsy33]

You lot seem turbo charged tonight!.

[Patsy33]

Turbot even!...

[Chipchopper]

I've seen a catfish, a dogfish but I aint never seen an elephant fly.

[marval]

I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.

[1ozzy]

Where do you catch singing fish?

In a choral reef.

[marval]

lol @ 1ozzy

I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast in it.

[Garaman]

You're looking for fish jokes, have you tried the Net?

[marval]

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.