My Doorbell

[marval]

My doorbell rang this morning. I didn’t even know it had a phone.

I am on a mission to wipe out all stores from a German multi-national supermarket chain. It will take a long time but I’ll do it – Lidl by Lidl.

Last night I saw a boring film about tea. It was PG rated.

I was going to use plasticine to make a model of Homer Simpson, but I changed my mind. I decided to use Play D’oh instead.

I went to a car boot sale this morning. I don’t know why, I’ve got a hatch-back.

I went for a job interview at the Hi Fi factory today. They turned me down.

I thought there would be no end to my very rare eating disorder but the doctor suggested I go to this work out group and there I met other people who ate Willows, Beeches and Elms. It seems to be working. It’s been three weeks now and I’m tree total.

I went to one of those dating agencies the other day. They took one look at me and said “25th March 1976”. I was well impressed.

I appeared in court today. The judge was pretty impressed with my magic trick.

I have just finished making the first episode of a murder mystery series set on an aeroplane. It was the pilot.

[Patsy33]

Doh! You've done it again Marval.
Great puns..

[maggiebee]

Where on earth do you find them marval? A few gems in there.

[Shaglene]

Getting 'briller'...........