Cricket

[Patsy33]

My wife said I'm obsessed with cricket and that she is leaving me. Well, It knocked me for six...

[Toorak]

Did you get over it?

[Voltage]

you'll have to try an bowl her over again!

[Flonska]

I am stumped for an answer!

[Sipowicz]

Howzat?

[Patsy33]

It upset me so much, I've got the runs....

[Hopkirk]

Sorry to go off topic, but did you see Gareth Bale's goal last night.

[Arksided]

Cricket! Mad Bat.

[Chipchopper]

...But did you have a good innings ?

[Patsy33]

It's gonna be a hard slog....

[jno]

sort of like a ramp shot, Hopkirk.

[Voltage]

Best look for a maiden!

[Patsy33]

You crease me up Volty!...

[Canary42]

Always entertaining to see spin-offs in the joke threads.

[Mamyalynne]

A boundary too far then.

[Patsy33]

She can take her ruddy duck as well!....

[Voltage]

Wonder if he's still shining his balls

[Patsy33]

I don't know about that Volty.. but it's taken the shine off my life. It's put me all out!

[Voltage]

Well i do declare !

[Patsy33]

...its in the Lords hands now...

[marval]

You should get an umpire to settle your divorce.