An Essex Girl

[BANANASPLITS]

An Essex girl tells her mum she's pregnant.

'Congratulations', said her mum. 'Do you know who the father is?'

'Mum, if you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?'

[Jordyboy9]

So she didn’t know who the Farter was?

[david small]

Vulgar and crass.

[BANANASPLITS]

wow she had twins???

[BANANASPLITS]

not much better than me ..eh mr small!
https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1551562.html

[Bazile]

Is that some TV detective series - vulgar & crass ?

[david small]

Wow, searching for evidence of crassness on my part.
Rather sad really Bananasplits. But in the photograph I saw she actually did look toadlike.

[Jordyboy9]

Maggiebee called you a lurker David small I thought that was a breed of dog.

[BANANASPLITS]

lets not fall out please ..ok its just my Soh( the joke that is)