Lil Boy.

[spathiphyllum]

A little boy was sitting on a curb, eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said "All that candy is not good for you, it will spoil your dinner!". The little boy said "I don't know about that.. but my Grandpa lived to be 102!". The man responded.. "Wow, you mean by eating candy?" The little boy said, "No, by minding his own business".

[Chipchopper]

Was that a Worthers original ?