My First Job.

[Patsy33]

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water.
It was well boring...

[DTCwordfan]

Being a writer is enjoyable...
But the job of editor is more rewording.

[marval]

I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

[Chipchopper]

I had a job as a Morris but I didn't like the silly uniform.

Ring any bells?

[marval]

I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.

[Chipchopper]

I had a job as a barrister, until somebody said "this coffee is crap!

[johnny.5]

cleaning mirrors

now that's a job I could see myself doing

[marval]

I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

[Ken4155]

Didn't last long as a window cleaner. Too much pane.
Was interviewed as a proof reader for a Witches Manual. didn't get the job as i couldn't spell.
My fat friend got a job as a croupier in a casino. He was sacked for eating all the chips.
Another friend got a job grooming horses. He too was sacked. None of the horses believed he was only 14.

[Ken4155]

Back in '69, my dad got a job as an astronaut. He was sacked because he wouldn't agree to pretend to have landed on the moon. One for the conspiracy theorists, there :-)

[marval]

I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends.

[aelmpvw]

i tried my hand as a fisherman but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income

[marval]

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.

[Chipchopper]

I worked for a while as an allotments officer but they gave me the boot when they found out i had turned a blind eye to cannabis growing.

Some say I lost the plot.