Stealing

[Rondy]

I Got caught stealing a leg of lamb from the supermarket.

The security guard said, "What are you doing with that?"

I replied, "Potatoes, peas and gravy!"

[Bazile]

I thought you would have legged it out of there , instead of stopping to answer questions

[jno]

a freshly minted joke, that

[windywillow]

Did the security guard tell you you're baaaaard?

[Patsy33]

Did Rosemary get a mention?

[Hopkirk]

You're for the chop.

[Chipchopper]

The security guard was following a haunch

[Spicerack]

V good. I'll pinch that one.