He Said To Me

[Bobbisox1]

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand

by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but f**t

He said to me. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-

looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said to him. . .. A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge

and go to bed..

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Chipchopper]

soooosooo true ;-)