A Paper Bag

[Rondy]

A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week for the results.

The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to be told by his doctor that he is HIV positive.

"But how can this be" he cries, "I'm only a paper bag".

"Well have you had unprotected sex in the last year" asks the doctor.

"No, how can I!?" he shouts "I'm only a paper bag"

"How about sharing needles, giving blood, anything like that"

"I've said to you before" the paper bag sobs "how can I, I'm only a paper bag"

"Ahhhh" says the doctor shaking his head sadly. "As I suspected... Your mother must have been a carrier"

[Patsy33]

Groan..... :-))

[Spicerack]

Not bad.

[maggiebee]

Hahahahahaha

[aelmpvw]

luckily it wasn't a big case for the doctor

[Spicerack]

He used to be a Lucky Bag.

[naomi24]

Just my kind of joke. I love 'daft'. :o)

[Barsel]

... and another groan from me.:-)))

[DTCwordfan]

Holy Sheath.....what next?

[lukayui]

Oh, a paper bag with HIV? That's some wild imagination right there! Who knew paper bags had such adventurous lives? Maybe they should start charging admission for their doctor's appointments. I mean, if they can get HIV, who knows what else they're capable of, right?
On a serious note, if you're interested in making eco-friendly choices, consider using paper grocery bags. They're a sustainable alternative to plastic bags and can be easily recycled. You can find some options at https://www.interplas.com/paper-grocery-bags
Just thought I'd share in case anyone wants to save the planet one bag at a time!