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Good Heavens
A German Shepherd Dog, a Doberman Pinscher, and a Cat died.
Up in Heaven all three faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Shepherd replied, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my Master”.
“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my right hand. Now Doberman what do you believe in?”
The Doberman Pinscher replied, “I believe in Love, Care, and protection of my Master”.
“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my left hand”
Then God looked at the cat and asked, “What do you believe in?”
The cat replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.
Up in Heaven all three faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Shepherd replied, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my Master”.
“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my right hand. Now Doberman what do you believe in?”
The Doberman Pinscher replied, “I believe in Love, Care, and protection of my Master”.
“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my left hand”
Then God looked at the cat and asked, “What do you believe in?”
The cat replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.
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