Fun In Asda

[Rondy]

Some things I'd like to do in Asda:

Some of these could be fun ...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trollies when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the toilets.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in Housewares" ... and see what happens.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Looking straight into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

9. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look using different sized funnels.

10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last, but not least!)

12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[jno]

you need a mirror to pick your nose??

[Canary42]

Nice one jno, LOL

[brian j john]

i don't get number 4 ???

[Canary42]

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i don't get number 4 ??? ///

Some supermarkets use codes for the public address to alert staff without informing customers for obvious reasons. e.g. Code 4 might mean "FirstAider with Fibrillator required in Aisle 4, cardiac arrest. Other staff assist to clear access to aisle 4, etc etc."