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Rondy | 10:56 Thu 06th Oct 2022 | Jokes
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An Essexgirl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?'

Girl: 'OK'

Medic: 'What's your name?'

Girl: ' Sharon.'

Medic: 'OK Sharon, is this your car?'

Sharon: 'Yes.'

Medic: 'Where are you bleeding from?'

Sharon: 'Romford, mate.
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LOL!
10:57 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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:-))
11:15 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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.... it used to be a "blonde" joke when I was a kid 70 years ago ! lol
11:20 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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Dustman; "Where's yer bin?"
Chinaman; "I bin away."
Dustman; "No, where's yer wheely bin?"
Chinaman; "I weally bin away."
11:21 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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Hahaha...
11:24 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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Good one. I always thought you were American for some reason, Rondy. Presumably not.
11:38 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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there, it would be a Floridian girl, probably an ex-Epsteiner....
12:50 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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One Yorkshire hippy asked another Yorkshire hippy Has't binman bin man?
20:09 Thu 06th Oct 2022

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