Magician

[maggiebee]

Man gave up chocolate to become a magician.

He told his friends "I have a few twix up my sleeve."

[jno]

as long as nothing mars my act

[zebo]

His act used to be a marathon but everyone snickered.

[Khandro]

I ROLOder with laughter when I read that

[Chipchopper]

Hershey goes again :-)

[Shaglene]

I hope that your twix are Bountiful.............

[jno]

of course he could have been lion.

[Ken4155]

Having bars of chocolate up his sleeve is a breakaway from the traditional cards trick and it isn't easy. I'd go so far as to say, it's no picnic. It may give him a boost but (and i'll wispa this in case he's listening in) he sounds like a flake, to me. A bit of a fruit and nut case, even.

[Ken4155]

I'd call for a time out on these chocolate puns, but i don't run this club, Maggiebee does.

[twix123]

Oi! I'm nowhere near anyone's sleeves.

[DTCwordfan]

where's Lion King when one needs him.

[maggiebee]

Thanks for the fun folks. I'll take a Twirl now and bow out cause I've got he Munchies.

[Canary42]

Whatever happened to the word conjuror ?

[Ken4155]

Ferrero what it's worth, Canary, i don't give a daim whether he is called a magician or a conjuror. It will have less effect on my life than a ripple on the surface of the ocean at high tide.