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After The Pub
Jimmy and Davie left the pub well under the influence! They made their way to the bus stop and waited.....and waited.....and waited.
"Aw", Davie said, "The buses must be finished for the night. What are we going to do?"
Jimmy thought for a moment, then said, "Look, the bus depot is just round the corner. Why don't you nip round there and steal one to get us home?"
So Davie headed off to the depot. It was about 30 minutes before he returned, walking.
"What happened? Where's the bus?" Jimmy asked.
"I couldn't find a Number 26!"
"You numbskull, you could've taken a number 12 and we could've got off at the roundabout and walked the rest!"
"Aw", Davie said, "The buses must be finished for the night. What are we going to do?"
Jimmy thought for a moment, then said, "Look, the bus depot is just round the corner. Why don't you nip round there and steal one to get us home?"
So Davie headed off to the depot. It was about 30 minutes before he returned, walking.
"What happened? Where's the bus?" Jimmy asked.
"I couldn't find a Number 26!"
"You numbskull, you could've taken a number 12 and we could've got off at the roundabout and walked the rest!"
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