At The Airport
A mother of a naughty triplet children in a ticket line on Airport counter was unable to control and keep them together close to her.
Finally, it was her turn to check in at ticket counter. The Clerk asked the usual question of security:
"Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?"
The sincere young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the children, yes."