All the MJ jokes that are going around here!!!!

[funnygirl]

Apparently he died of a heart attack when he discovered BOYZ2MEN is a band, not a delivery service.

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.

Did you hear Michael Jackson died? With all that plastic surgery they are not sure whether to have a funeral or a Tupperware party!

The coroner does not think Jackson's death is due to the good times. He is however, blaming the boogie!

Apparently the cause of Michael Jackson's death was swallowing 12 year old nuts.

McDonald's will be releasing a new burger to commemorate Michael Jackson's stellar music career. It will be a 50 year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.

Michael Jackson left it in his will that he wanted to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the little kids could still play with him.

The hospital will not be able to dispose Michael Jackson's body until Tuesday, because it not recycling
week this week.

Apparently, due to MJs body consisting of 98% plastic, he will be melted into Lego blocks and distributed to children so they can play with him forever.

[Mortartube]

What's the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? In her career she played with majors, in his he played with minors.

[potterfan3]

"Michael Jackson will still be performing at the 02 arena this summer. Albeit as a character from his thriller video."

[Mortartube]

Just so you all know, that wasn't the real Michael Jackson that died, but a lookalike. I should know, 'cause the real one's in my cellar.

Lots of love

Josef Fritzl

[puternut]

MJ And a Tesco shopping bag have 3 things in common


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1) They are both white


2) they are both made out of plastic


3) they both should be kept away from children

[tamborine]

MJ has the last laugh ........... CDs flying off shelves ;)